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10-6-23 Musing With Mitch, by Mitchell Kobriger | With all those gals working so hard to display themselves on Instagram, I figure it would be rude of me not to look. My crazy brother Larry was elected to local ofice. And that just may be the perfect encapsulation of the current state of this nation. Idea! How about an automated device with a boot that kicks that cat who keeps getting into my garden back into its own yard? My clever name for it: Catapunt! I'm hoping for a windier autumn this year. Last year, I had to blow all of my fallen leaves into my neighbors' yards myself. Been thinking about getting myself an OnlyFans page. You know, pics of me sitting in my comfy chair, watching Australian Rules Football in my boxer shorts. Who in their right mind could resist the sexual allure of that? My barber trained his parrot to say, “Is that a bald spot?” Some folks can get pretty touchy about what to put on a hot dog, and that's what makes America great. Speaking of America, it’s once again the time of year for the baseball playoffs, and you know what that means: Wake Mitch up when bowling is back on TV.

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