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The Top 13 Signs the Federal Government Has Hit the Debt Ceiling | 13. Gigantic "For Sale" sign on Florida. 12. Airport Security now involves patting yourself down on the honor system. 11. The Pentagon bake sale tempts you with three kinds of scones. Three kinds! 10. "Tonight on Operation Repo, we sneak into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and tow 'The Beast.'" 9. Bribe checks are being reused by printing on the unused side. 8. Veep seen looking for spare change in White House sofas. 7. Denver boot on Air Force One. 6. Can't afford to replace Dianne Feinstein's "vote indicator" light panel on the Darth Vader suit keeping her alive. 5. Park Service sells naming rights to national monuments. First up: Statue of Liberty Insurance. 4. Tresury Secretary spotted sneaking into Payday Loans. 3. The Appropriations Committee holds hearings to determine what kind of bread they should order for their free sub on Congress' Subway Club Card. 2. A bill is passed to send 300 billion thoughts and prayers to Ukraine. 1. "Hey, France, let's not get each other anything for Christmas this year, okay?"

The Top 13 Signs the Federal Government Has Hit the Debt Ceiling | Selected from 79 submissions sent in by 26 contributors. Credits: 13. Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT 12. Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA 11. Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL 10. Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia 9. Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY 8. Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL 7. Bill Muse, Seattle, WA 6. Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY 5. Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL 4. Kevin Freels, Sparks, NV 3. Danny Gallagher, Dallas, TX 2. Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI 1. Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL

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