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The Top 10 Things to Say at Home on Talk Like a Pirate Day | 10. "Avast, ye bilge rats! Best be removing yourselves off me lawn lest I make ya's walk the plank!" 9. "Me pearl, I've got a mind to board ye and plunder yer many treasures after the youngens are abed." 8. "Cheese ho, me hearties! I be seeing golden macaroni on the horizon." 7. "Blast and bedamn it to the four winds! Which of ye parasites sent 1000 instant ahoys on their handheld semaphore device in the last billing moon?" 6. "Great Neptune on a mast! Not Arrrrrrrrrby's again!" 5. "To the scurvy dog which uncorked that stench from Blackbeard's own colon: Announce yerself!" 4. "Ahoy, throne of ivory! Prepare to be boarded and defiled as I drop anchor." 3. "Avast, ye scalawag, remove yer hook from my Eggo!" 2. "Here be our list for the market shoppin': Yoo-Hoo, Ho-Hos and a bottle of rum." 1. "Who be the very model of a well-behaved bonny wee housecritter, then? Be it ye? Be it? Be it?"

Things to Say at Home on Talk Like a Pirate Day | A version of this list was first published on September 19, 2007. Writer credits: 10> Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI 9> Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY 9> Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA 9> Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA 8,9> Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL 5> Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO 4,6> Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA 3,4> Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT 2> Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX 1,7> Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA

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